Archive | November 2013

Anime Fray Round One: Non Non Biyori #7 VS Miss Monochrome #8

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHERE WE TAKE TWO ANIME SERIES AND FIGHT THEM TO THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH!

I’m your host, SomeBitchyPikoFan. Let’s start by today’s competito- oh fuck it, you know who just by reading the title.

Part One: Story

Non Non Biyori starts off with the second semester with bunnies and candy stores while Miss Monochrome does the same old same old again.

Point goes to Non Non Biyori!

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Part Two: Characters

Renge is smarter than we give credit for. She’s very imaginative and loves to play with her friends. However, Miss Monochrome has quite the personality for an android. She’s determined and will try anything to get some of that attention. She’s very jealous of idols such as Kikuko and is very, very desperate. While Renge is a small child, Miss Monochrome has a little bit more personality.

Point goes to Miss Monochrome!

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Part Three: Comedy

Both series are known as comedies. But which one is funnier? Non Non Biyori brought some multiple jokes from Renge’s Ne-Ne being late until she arrived at lunch to the rabbit scenario to the Candy Store scene. But Miss Monochrome just keeps milking the same joke over and over and over and over and over and over and  over and over and over and over and over and over and- GOOD FUCKING LORD! DO SOMETHING ELSE!

Point goes to Non Non Biyori!

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Part Four: Animation

Non Non Biyori and Miss Monochrome both have good animation and styles. However, Miss Monochrome seems to try a little too hard to be cute, though ironically Non Non Biyori is a slice of life anime that’s supposed to be cute…

Point goes to Non Non Biyori!

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OVERALL ENTERTAINMENT!

Non Non Biyori’s atmosphere makes the show very enjoyable with lovable characters and some cute moments. Miss Monochrome, while having good animation and a great ending song, sadly is repetitive and boring.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, THE WINNER IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS…

 

 

 

 

 

 

NON NON BIYORI!!!

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This is SomeBitchyPikoFan here, and… fuck! What was I going to say again?!

Oh well, Nagi no Asukara vs Galilei Donna!

 

Gingitsune: Episode Seven Thoughts

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Fuck, this again? I already have enough problems with the characters in the show, why do I need more?

Okay, so what pissed me off this time?

It starts off with Yumi’s boyfriend calling for Mi-chan, the cat from the first episode. A monk tries to run away to home because apparently ghosts are running the place. Later that day, Makoto, Gin, Haru, and Satoru, go to the temple to investigate when Makoto sees two monkey heralds making pranks on the people and Haru. And I swear, they have the most annoying voices ever.

Because apparently, Haru wasn’t enough.

So Gin tries to get these two little shits to shut the fuck and stop pranking, but that fails. After that, Makoto asks why they’re always pranking people since they’re hurting people. Are you ready for this?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11…

They just want to cheer people up during mourning times.

Okay, what the fuck? The main reason why people go to temples, from my inference, is to MOURN THE FUCKING DEAD. I highly doubt that trying to cheer those people up will actually cheer them up. You know, because THESE PEOPLE ARE MOURNING THE DEAD AND WOULD NOT WANT TO BE BOTHERED WHILE MOURNING!

So Makoto tells them that pranking the people at the temple is not going to cheer them up, but instead, helping is the answer. So the monkeys learn their lesson, and stop pranking.

What a fucking understatement.  Sometimes, I feel like dropping this anime. This is one of those times. But other times, I don’t want to drop this.

Galilei Donna: Episode Six Thoughts

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You know what this show needs?

Yeah… more mommy killing. And we might as well have daddy killing as well. Fuck, we’ll just kill a shitload of people because A-1 Studios is full of MERCILESS MURDERERS! You know, like AnoHana.

Okay, so what happened?

Hazuki is trying to recover from a cold, so stupid bitch and Hozuki try to steal some medicine from a local hospital. Meanwhile, the Adni Moon guy, or Roberto, is controlling the hospital. And then we go to this REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALY cool back-story. Here’s what happened:

It was his eleventh birthday, and a really huge feast set for him. But then they hear some poor people begging for food, and his father gives them a lot of the birthday food just to be nice. But then after a couple of months later, an earthquake or something happens, and a lot of people die. His parents also die, but before his father does, Roberto notices the same two poor people and begs them to save his father. However, they go to his mother and steal her necklace.

I guess I can see why he hates poor people as a whole.

Anyway, so Kazzo the Spazzo and Hozuki try to steal the medicine, but the Bambina guy notices them and starts to tease them. Kazzo the Spazzo tells him that they’re trying to save their sister, and he stops because he has a crush on her.

So they get the medicine and try to escape before Hazuki dies, but they can’t get out. Then, two of Bambina’s henchmen help them, and this is why.

They were being abused in an orphanage, and the Bambina guy stepped up and told the adults that they were being disgusting. So all the orphans fall for them.

Huh, maybe the Bambina wasn’t such a bad guy after all…

Meanwhile, the electricity goes out on the first floor, but not the second floor. The doctor says that if the electricity goes out in the second floor, the people there would die. But the people on the first floor wouldn’t have that shit, so they start to beat the shit out of the doctor. Then Roberto starts shooting them all of them because all poor people are selfish little shits!

Then the Bambina dude starts to get into a fight with Roberto. Then, Kazzo the Spazzo and Hozuki go to the first floor to give the medicine to Hazuki, but they got into a fight. So Hozuki’s necklace thingie glows and knocks everyone out. Then, the girls leave and give the medicine to Hazuki.

Oh, and Roberto tries to shoot the Bambina guy, but he ran out of bullets.

Man, that was a lot of killing. And I FUCKING LOVED IT!

SomeBitchyPikoFan’s Clusterfuck #1~!

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I was lazy and decided not to do each anime per post, so I made this clusterfuck so that I wouldn’t do so much work.

  • Gingitsune~ Episode Six~

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You know, I’m kind of getting tired of Satoru.

What happened?

Makoto and her father have a welcoming party for Satoru, and she in invites Yumi and Hiwako to the party.

It’s nice to see these two again…

Satoru does not open up, and I can somewhat agree with this. Why? Because THEY KEEP FUCKING STALKING HIM!

So he goes to his room to study, and Haru the technically dead fox tells him to open up and talk to them. Does Satoru open up? Does this show try too hard? The answer to both is yes.

So the girls barge into his room to ask more question, and Yumi even takes a photo of him. Then…

…he snaps.

He fucking snaps. He gets onto them, and then they apologize for their bad behavior. Then they have some fun and ironically, Haru gets jealous. The End.

Ha ha ha ha fuck this shit.

  • Non Non Biyori~ Episode Six~

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You know, something about this atmosphere in Non Non Biyori makes me like this show.

 We start off by Natsumi’s mom scolding her youngest daughter for her poor grades. Natsumi, of course, makes up a bunch of bullshit excuses and claims that she never fucks up.

…Yeah, Natsumi is definitely going to become a serial killer…

So her mom tells her to review her lesson while Komari and Nii-chan listens to her. Mom, guessing that both children are eavesdropping, tells them to come out while mentioning that Komari’s English grade has dropped. So they run away.

Meanwhile, at Hotaru’s house…

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Oh. Dear. God.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS, woman! I can understand that you want senpai to notice you. Hell, I can even understand that you have a crush on her as well. But maybe you should get into psychiatric help and a little bit of rehab as well.

So anyway, Renge, Natsumi, and Komari go to Hotaru’s house to play and perhaps study. Renge tries to find some toys when she notices the closet that the Komari plushes are in, and tells Hotaru to pretend that she’s a demon or else she’ll open the closet. Hotaru, embarrassed, goes along with it.

Meanwhile, Komari looks at pictures of Hotaru as a little kid. She mentions that the picture of Hotaru in the country was near here. Ho-Ho tells her that some of her relatives live in the country. While pretending to be a demon, she accidentally opens the closet door, and out goes the Komari plushes. So then the girls make plushes for a project.

Speaking of that Ho-Ho picture, Komari asks when it was taken. And do you know the answer…?

Last year. In fourth grade. She’s in fifth grade.

Then, Natsumi plays a truth or dare game by going to a shrine to put a five-yen-coin and running back. Komari gets to be the scarer, and I have to admit, she does a horrible job at it. But you know what? It’s cute, and that’s all.

Then without knowing, Nii-chan does the dare successfully. Komari goes to the shrine, and sees a coin, not knowing that her brother did this, thinks that a ghost did this. She goes down the stairs and notices everyone there. So they have some fireworks because Hotaru and Renge thought that they were just going to have fireworks. And that’s the show.

I think that out of the three that I’m doing here, this is the best.

Man, Nii-chan has a lot of balls. I think that he has the biggest balls in anime.

  • Miss Monochrome~ Episode Seven~

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Oh dear God… where do I begin?

We start off with Miss Monochrome on break, watching a Kikuo “concert” (if I can call it that) when the pink idol was holding something. Monochrome tells her manager that she was missing a prop, so her gives her a bunch of cleaning supplies, but none of them work. She then tells her manager that none of those props were working. So the manager tells her about Hatsune Miku and her prop, a leek. He then tells her that maybe she could use a vegetable as a prop. So she plants a bunch of veggies, and it all ends with tea and veggies.

I didn’t think that an episode would be as stupid as episode three, but this beat it by a mile. Miss Monochrome is boring.

Well, that’s that. You guys think that I should do this more often?

Nagi no Asukara: Episode Six Thoughts

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God, Chisaki is kind of a bitch, isn’t she?

Okay, I digress. What happened?

It’s time to swim as the kids are actually getting along this time.

Why am I not surprised? Because it’s predictable, that why! 8D

So they do exercises first, then a race. It’s Hikari vs Kaname vs Tsumugu. They start swimming, but Hikari is losing. Getting motivated by Manaka, he swims faster and touches the edge of the pool with his feet to swim back. However, he hurts his toe in there. Manaka jumps in to save him. So then they go to the nurse to get his toe better. Chisaki instead swims for Manaka.

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Damn, that must’ve hurt.

Later, they remake the sea lady. Actually, the entire class, Sayu, and Miuna remake the entire thing. Manaka and Hikari were late, and when Chisaki sees them, she makes up a bullshit excuse to go home. Manaka follows her, but Chi-chan tells her to fuck off because she broke a promise that was supposed to be about not dating Hikari for Chi-chan loves Hikari as well.

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Poor Kaname. Along with Tsumugu, you’re my favorite character in the show.

Then, a bunch of shitty back-story bullshit happens, and then something called a Tomoebi shows and they both watch it, apologize, and explain about their friendship.

Oh, and do you want to know WHY exactly they got into a big fight as little kids? Yeah, let me tell you.

Because Manaka apparently zoned Chisaki out while she was explaining the Tomoebi. Yeah, that’s why. And that’s a stupid fucking reason as well. Fuck that chick; she needs to get a dildo shoved up her anus, and without consent as well. Yeah, I hate Chisaki as much as Kazuki. But you know what? At least Kazuki has SOMEWHAT of a good reason to act like a spoiled bitch. Chisaki doesn’t. That’s the difference.

Sigh, well this kind of sucks.

Galilei Donna: Episode Five Thoughts

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I don’t know. Does Theo look a little like Kagamine Len? You know, the blond shota Vocaloid?

Damn, this was sad. By sad, I mean FUCKING DEPRESSING!!!

What happens?

The sisters land in the Netherlands. As they get gunned down…

…by friendly armed thieves who happen to be against Adni Moon like them, they get invited in as they tell the girls that the lower class’s energy has been cut. The girls find this awful, and Hozuki excuses herself to go to the bathroom. While away, she meets a boy named Theo.

And what do you know? They have the same interests!

So Theo shows Hozuki a telescope that I guess Galileo made… and he shows another telescope that he made himself. He was going to give his telescope to a girl named Karen for her birthday. Theo comments that it’s hard to talk to Karen because she’s not interested in Galileo like Hozuki and he is.

Cut to the next day, Karen and Hozuki talk about Theo, which lasts a short time. Then, Theo and Hozuki find the moon sketch! So they show Ludweg, or whatever his name is, I can’t seem to remember, but he tells them that he can’t fight with them anymore. Then, a bunch of enemies come to bomb this place, so Hozuki tries to run while trying to save Theo and Karen. Being told that it would be too dangerous to save them, she reluctantly leaves them behind. And then…

…Theo and Karen die in a bombing.

The End.

Damn, I can’t believe I didn’t cry because this was daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn sad. Like, this was sadder than the third episode of Binbougami Ga!. And I fucking cried during that time!

Yeah, I’m definitely going to stay for the series.