Sabagebu!: First Impression

We’re off to a great start!

The animation is okay, I don’t give a shit about these characters, the opening theme song is meh, and the humor sucks. Let’s get to the plot of this episode because boy do I have some issues with it.

The story starts with Momoka, our protagonist, riding on a train when an old pervert creeps up on her. Then, another girl, Mio, points two guns at him.

Dear train operators,


Thankfully, Mio gets arrested for possession of firearm on a train. Then the new girl scenario fantasy wet dream arrives and leaves. After school (from what I could remember (I stopped giving a shit.)), Momoka spots Mio and follows her. Little did Momoka know, Mio traps her by hanging her upside down.



So Mio drugs Momoka and takes her inside the Survival Game Club, where they handcuff her (I shit you not.). And then…


They try to force her to join, but thankfully, Momoka refuses.

The next day, Momoka is late for school, and she’s running with a piece of toast in her mouth.

Get used to the shitty cliché jokes, folks. Get fucking used to them.

Then Mio comes in because of course. She eats Momoka’s toast (which is gross and you shouldn’t do that), and they walk to school together. The other classmates catches them, and two of Momoka’s classmates start bullying her. And then we get the montage.

“IT’S NOT THAT TYPE OF ANIME!!!” shouts the anime itself.

And then the bullies get caught. Mio makes them apologize, and then…

Remember, kids! If you’re getting bullied at school, revenge is the answer to everything!

And then Mio drugs Momoka up again and takes her to the club.

If sex was involved, I’d call it rape.

And now the club members are introduced. Since I don’t give a shit about any of them, I’m going to rename them (including Mio and Momoka).

This girl here is Under-aged Kana Hanazawa with tits (even though she’s not voiced by Hanazawa, she just gives off Hanazawa vibes).

This little loli here is Little Loli Bitch.

This gun-waving rapist here is Not Momiji from Binbougami Ga!.

This asshole here is Generic Protagonist.

And this little girl here is… um…

Mukku. Yeah, that’s what I’m going to call her.

After that, they go to a gun store and practice. Not Momiji from Binbougami Ga! and Generic Protagonist’s team wins because Generic Protagonist is pretty much a Mary Sue.

And the episode ends with a public bath because of course it does.

Wow, this was a pain in the ass to watch. I’m really considering dropping this.




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