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Confession Time Again~!

God Eater looks SO BEAUTIFUL!!! I actually plan on watching it.

I hope the actual anime is as good as the PRETTY VISUALS!!!

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Miss Monochrome 2: First Impressions

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Hi, Miss Monochrome. Fancy you being here with a second season. Guess what? You’re still boring as fuck. You also have a long ass intro that takes up a minute and a long ass ending that takes up a-minute-and-a-half, but they’re pretty great songs so I’m not counting points off.

Wait a minute…

SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID RU-CHAN TALK?!

Also, where’s Mana?

First Impressions or Some Shit

Damn has it been a long time since I’ve talked about any anime! I apologize for this, so bear with me here.

  • 1: Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!

A lot of people, especially Tumblr fucks, hate this show with a passion. However, I’m gonna have to disagree a little bit. Is it unfunny? Most of the time, yes. Is it bland? Yeah, especially the villains. Is it misogyny? No. I’ll show this confession right here.

For so long, men being feminine was seen as weak, cowardly, and other synonyms that I couldn’t think of at the top of my head. Hell, it’s still seen by a lot as weak. In a way, I kind of respect this show for showing men that it’s okay to show your feminine side, and hey! At least they kick some actual ass.

That being said, that doesn’t mean I like it. I just think it’s okay.

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  • 2: Maria the Virgin Witch

This! This picture sums up the biggest problem with this anime in a nutshell! I hate this show. I hate every single fucking thing about this show. This may be one of the worst shows I have ever seen. It sure as fuck is Ultimate Shit for 2015! The main protagonist is a fucking bitch, and all the other characters are boring. It is too preachy for its own good, and it is a slap in the face to historical fiction! I damn well knew that the British and the French weren’t gonna stop fighting because some bratty 12-year-old witch uses her fucking magic to ruin shit.

I’m gonna go out of control if I say anymore. If you wanna know everything about my opinion of this show, read this.

  • 3: Assassination Classroom

I have the first manga volume at home, and the anime adaptation is just as amazing as the manga. I especially love Koro-sensei. He is so much fun to watch! Actually, the whole thing is so much fun to watch, especially the assassination scenes. Besides that, Koro-sensei is such an understanding teacher who is really awesome. He makes the classroom look like fun to be in. Yes, despite the fact that the entire class has to murder someone, it is a fun class to be in. If nothing better comes up, then this is definitely Ultimate Platinum.

Oh by the way, Nagisa looks like Vocaloid V Flower.

  • 4: Yuri Kuma Arashi

This is an interesting one. The best part is easily the character design. I like this art style. It kind of reminds me of Sally the Witch in a nostalgic way. Besides that, the story is very compelling, and the two bear characters Ginko and Lulu are pretty funny to watch. On the surface, it may seem like a pointless fanservice show, but it’s actually much deeper than that. I say give it a go.

  • 5: Food Wars

The animation is gorgeous, the food looks very delicious, and HOLY SHIT A CHALLENGE!

TOO BAD MOST OF THE CHARACTERS ARE EITHER BORING OR ASSHOLES!

I’m being serious. The main protagonist and most of the characters in general (especially Erina) are giant assholes! But that’s not the biggest problem. The fanservice is.

I have never seen so much unnecessary fanservice in my entire life. I understand why they do it (to show how good the food is), but God damn! Couldn’t they come up with a less disgusting way of showing how good the food is?!

So yeah, I don’t like this show.

  • 6: Wish Upon the Pleiades

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KID SUBARU?! THAT IS THE WORST FUCKING NAME YOU COULD EVER GIVE TO A CHILD! WHAT THE FUCK?!

That asides, is this show boring? Yeah… kind of. Well, at least the main protagonist is. You all know (at least some should) how much I hate boring protagonists. However, the other characters are interesting except Aoi, Subaru’s best friend. And the concept is pretty damn original. They have this president, and the girls have to find the pieces of his ship. However, it’s executed like a generic magical show. Overall, this show is kind of boring.

>inb4 sex joke w/ lesbians

  • 7: The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan

As a Haruhi fan who has watched the original anime and the comedy spin-off, I’m confused. This doesn’t really feel like a Haruhi product.

“YEAH WELL THIS IS ABOUT YUKI, NOT HARUHI!”

I know, but something about it just doesn’t have that special Haruhi vibe. The continuity is great, but Yuki just feels off. In fact, a lot of the characters feel off except for Kyon and Mikuru. I get that this spin-off wanted to give Yuki more emotions and more of a personality than just an emotionless alien. That would’ve been great, but the way this show does it makes Yuki oddly out of character. The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya did this idea better while making the characters, well, in character.

But hey, props to Sagelight and Funimation for getting the original voice actors!

  • 8: Teekyuu 4 and the Nasuno spin-off

It’s like the other Teekyuu shit. Moving on.

  • 9: Mikagura School Suite

Heads up! I prefer the anime design over the original!

Holy shit! An anime based off of a series of Vocaloid songs, and it doesn’t suck?! Holy shit! Is that even possible?!

Actually, it’s pretty damn good. Erina, the main protagonist and not the other Erina that I hate, reminds me of PepperAnn in which she’s arrogant, cocky, and thinks she’s the greatest, yet she gets consequences for it. Also, she’s gay. Seriously, raise your hand if you didn’t think that Erina is gay.

See? No one.

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  • 10: Show By Rock!!

CGI IN AN ANIME, AND IT’S NOT SHIT?! IS THAT POSSIBLE AS WELL?!

In fact, the CGI isn’t only not shit, but it’s great! In fact, the animation in general is great! In fact, the show is great! I honestly didn’t expect for this anime to be as great as I thought it would be, but I am thankful. This is definitely the greatest surprise I’ve ever received. The characters, while one-trick ponies, do occasionally slip out of it.

HOLY SHIT! A BEACH EPISODE WITH ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

I’m so sorry. It’s just so rare in anime. Speaking of rare- arrogant asshole characters who are still likable, aka

SHINGANCRIMSONZ!!!

The trick here is that when an asshole character is being an asshole, you give them consequences, and don’t take their asshole behavior too far!

So yeah. Most of you are expecting me to say that 2015 so far is shit, but honestly, I think it’s going pretty well. Hopefully, summer and fall won’t fuck things up for me.

Let’s Talk About Teekyu

As you all know (or at the very least one of you), Teekyu is getting not only a fifth season, but also a stage adaptation.

I like Teekyu. I think it does a good job in stupid humor. However…

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WHY THE FUCK IS TEEKYU GETTING A FIFTH SEASON?! FREE! ONLY HAS TWO, HAIKYU IS GETTING A SECOND, BUT I DON’T FUCKING KNOW ANY ANIME SERIES THAT HAS FIVE PLUS SEASONS!

To my own surprise, this is actually quite easy to explain. If you have watched the show (or look at these pretty gifs that I supplied for you), there is a dominant reason as to why that is.

It is very cheap and easy to make.

It’s no surprise that Teekyu’s animation is shitty, and I mean really shitty. Literally, it is the shittiest animation in an anime I’ve ever seen, and I’m including Panty and Stocking in this!

This is a fanime, and it has way better animation than Teekyu.

Even Tokyo Crystal Mew has better animation than Teekyu!

Animation studios love to save money for actual important works, thus Teekyu was born. However, it’s awfully quite shocking to find out that Teekyu was a big success (or is it actually?).

So there’s why Teekyu has a fifth fucking season.

Let’s Talk About Hetalia

Specifically about the Tumblr drama, but before that, you fucks probably want to know my opinions on the show. I guess you want to suffer from this if you’re a fan of this because what I’m going to say might send you over the edge, so here’s a nice gif I found on the internet just to warn you.

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I think Hetalia is the most annoying show I’ve ever watched. The voice acting is as grating as Danga Ronpa’s voice acting, and none of the jokes stuck to me. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about the real shit.

There’s this big attention whore asshole named bpdtetsuo who posted gore in the Hetalia tag. Granted, there are other Tumblr fucks doing this as well, but this one is the main star.

This motherfucker decided to post some disgusting ass gore and teeth pictures into the tags because he thinks that the show is racist and antisemitic. Understandably, the Hetalia fans get pissed and call him out on his bullshit (some more immaturely than others). Since this is Tumblr, he of course gets butthurt and threatens to kill himself while telling others to kill themselves. And of course he’s doing that annoying counter thing everytime someone calls him out on his shit.

Alright, let me tell you a basic summary of Hetalia.

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Hetalia is about a bunch of personified countries that is set during both World Wars. OF COURSE THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME RACIST JOKES IN IT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EXPECTING?!

Cute High Earth Defense Club: First Impressions

Boy was this an experience…

I was expecting to fucking hate this thing, but somehow… I actually kind of enjoyed it…

You may be asking yourself, “What the fuck just happened?” Well, I’m here to explain it the best way I can.

Once upon a time in a bathhouse two characters named Atsushi and En- okay, hold the fuck up!

I’m just gonna go ahead and change the names because I damn well know I’m not going to be able to remember this shit. In fact, I’m just go on ahead and change all the names.

 This is Megpoid IA.

 This is Shounen-tan.

 This is Better Than Rei.

 This is Slaine from Aldnoah.Zero.

 This is Hebephilia Fetish.

 This is Winnie the Piglet.

Got that? Good.

Once upon a time in a bathhouse two characters named Better Than Rei and Slaine from Aldnoah.Zero were relaxing in a bathtub just talking about food or some shit. Slaine from Aldnoah.Zero said that he doesn’t like chikuwabu. Better Than Rei and Slaine from Aldnoah.Zero talk for another while, and then some weird pink shit comes right the fuck out of nowhere. It turns out to be Winnie the Piglet. He tries to explains that they’re to become magical boys, but luckily our two human cis scums won’t take shit. Hebephilia Fetish comes in to tell Rei and Slaine to stop wrestling in the bathtub when he notices Winnie the Piglet. Then he gets a boner and starts molesting the damn thing because all men are rapists.

The next day, we get a look at our Today Villain, an average in between cis scum. He’s moping about out he’s average and no one would have sex with him. Then we go to our heroes’ classroom where we meet the teacher. The twist is that Winnie is controlling the teacher. After Winnie spots Rei and Slaine, he starts stalking them, chasing them all the way to the club where we meet Megpoid IA and Shounen-tan. When Winnie catches up with them, he tells them about becoming magical boys. And then…

MAGIC TIME!!!

And we transform!

And we fight, and-

Best part of the episode obviously!

Once they get used to being in magical boy clothes, they start KICKING ASS!

See, Sailor Moon? This is how you do.

So yeah, I like this show.

Don’t worry, Slaine. At least you look more appealing than AKB48.