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Miss Monochrome 2: First Impressions

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Hi, Miss Monochrome. Fancy you being here with a second season. Guess what? You’re still boring as fuck. You also have a long ass intro that takes up a minute and a long ass ending that takes up a-minute-and-a-half, but they’re pretty great songs so I’m not counting points off.

Wait a minute…

SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID RU-CHAN TALK?!

Also, where’s Mana?

Anime Fray Round One: Non Non Biyori #7 VS Miss Monochrome #8

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHERE WE TAKE TWO ANIME SERIES AND FIGHT THEM TO THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH!

I’m your host, SomeBitchyPikoFan. Let’s start by today’s competito- oh fuck it, you know who just by reading the title.

Part One: Story

Non Non Biyori starts off with the second semester with bunnies and candy stores while Miss Monochrome does the same old same old again.

Point goes to Non Non Biyori!

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Part Two: Characters

Renge is smarter than we give credit for. She’s very imaginative and loves to play with her friends. However, Miss Monochrome has quite the personality for an android. She’s determined and will try anything to get some of that attention. She’s very jealous of idols such as Kikuko and is very, very desperate. While Renge is a small child, Miss Monochrome has a little bit more personality.

Point goes to Miss Monochrome!

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Part Three: Comedy

Both series are known as comedies. But which one is funnier? Non Non Biyori brought some multiple jokes from Renge’s Ne-Ne being late until she arrived at lunch to the rabbit scenario to the Candy Store scene. But Miss Monochrome just keeps milking the same joke over and over and over and over and over and over and  over and over and over and over and over and over and- GOOD FUCKING LORD! DO SOMETHING ELSE!

Point goes to Non Non Biyori!

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Part Four: Animation

Non Non Biyori and Miss Monochrome both have good animation and styles. However, Miss Monochrome seems to try a little too hard to be cute, though ironically Non Non Biyori is a slice of life anime that’s supposed to be cute…

Point goes to Non Non Biyori!

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OVERALL ENTERTAINMENT!

Non Non Biyori’s atmosphere makes the show very enjoyable with lovable characters and some cute moments. Miss Monochrome, while having good animation and a great ending song, sadly is repetitive and boring.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, THE WINNER IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS…

 

 

 

 

 

 

NON NON BIYORI!!!

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This is SomeBitchyPikoFan here, and… fuck! What was I going to say again?!

Oh well, Nagi no Asukara vs Galilei Donna!

 

SomeBitchyPikoFan’s Clusterfuck #1~!

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I was lazy and decided not to do each anime per post, so I made this clusterfuck so that I wouldn’t do so much work.

  • Gingitsune~ Episode Six~

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You know, I’m kind of getting tired of Satoru.

What happened?

Makoto and her father have a welcoming party for Satoru, and she in invites Yumi and Hiwako to the party.

It’s nice to see these two again…

Satoru does not open up, and I can somewhat agree with this. Why? Because THEY KEEP FUCKING STALKING HIM!

So he goes to his room to study, and Haru the technically dead fox tells him to open up and talk to them. Does Satoru open up? Does this show try too hard? The answer to both is yes.

So the girls barge into his room to ask more question, and Yumi even takes a photo of him. Then…

…he snaps.

He fucking snaps. He gets onto them, and then they apologize for their bad behavior. Then they have some fun and ironically, Haru gets jealous. The End.

Ha ha ha ha fuck this shit.

  • Non Non Biyori~ Episode Six~

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You know, something about this atmosphere in Non Non Biyori makes me like this show.

 We start off by Natsumi’s mom scolding her youngest daughter for her poor grades. Natsumi, of course, makes up a bunch of bullshit excuses and claims that she never fucks up.

…Yeah, Natsumi is definitely going to become a serial killer…

So her mom tells her to review her lesson while Komari and Nii-chan listens to her. Mom, guessing that both children are eavesdropping, tells them to come out while mentioning that Komari’s English grade has dropped. So they run away.

Meanwhile, at Hotaru’s house…

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Oh. Dear. God.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS, woman! I can understand that you want senpai to notice you. Hell, I can even understand that you have a crush on her as well. But maybe you should get into psychiatric help and a little bit of rehab as well.

So anyway, Renge, Natsumi, and Komari go to Hotaru’s house to play and perhaps study. Renge tries to find some toys when she notices the closet that the Komari plushes are in, and tells Hotaru to pretend that she’s a demon or else she’ll open the closet. Hotaru, embarrassed, goes along with it.

Meanwhile, Komari looks at pictures of Hotaru as a little kid. She mentions that the picture of Hotaru in the country was near here. Ho-Ho tells her that some of her relatives live in the country. While pretending to be a demon, she accidentally opens the closet door, and out goes the Komari plushes. So then the girls make plushes for a project.

Speaking of that Ho-Ho picture, Komari asks when it was taken. And do you know the answer…?

Last year. In fourth grade. She’s in fifth grade.

Then, Natsumi plays a truth or dare game by going to a shrine to put a five-yen-coin and running back. Komari gets to be the scarer, and I have to admit, she does a horrible job at it. But you know what? It’s cute, and that’s all.

Then without knowing, Nii-chan does the dare successfully. Komari goes to the shrine, and sees a coin, not knowing that her brother did this, thinks that a ghost did this. She goes down the stairs and notices everyone there. So they have some fireworks because Hotaru and Renge thought that they were just going to have fireworks. And that’s the show.

I think that out of the three that I’m doing here, this is the best.

Man, Nii-chan has a lot of balls. I think that he has the biggest balls in anime.

  • Miss Monochrome~ Episode Seven~

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Oh dear God… where do I begin?

We start off with Miss Monochrome on break, watching a Kikuo “concert” (if I can call it that) when the pink idol was holding something. Monochrome tells her manager that she was missing a prop, so her gives her a bunch of cleaning supplies, but none of them work. She then tells her manager that none of those props were working. So the manager tells her about Hatsune Miku and her prop, a leek. He then tells her that maybe she could use a vegetable as a prop. So she plants a bunch of veggies, and it all ends with tea and veggies.

I didn’t think that an episode would be as stupid as episode three, but this beat it by a mile. Miss Monochrome is boring.

Well, that’s that. You guys think that I should do this more often?

Miss Monochrome: Episode Six Thoughts

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This was a downie until the end.

What happens?

First off, we get an introduction of Miss Monochrome herself, which should’ve happened in the first or second episode, but okay then. Next, we see her as the protagonist in a drama. She was supposed to save a child from a FIRE, WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?! But instead of that, she ends up saving Ruu-chan.

Well, at least Ruu-chan won’t be the South Park’s Kenny of this anime.

Finally, her manager recommends her to be in a show where cameramen go to idols’ houses to surprise them. Miss Monochrome agrees, and pretends to fall asleep. The cameramen go to her room to surprise her, and she pretends to be shocked. In fact, she exaggerates it so much that she kicks the battery thing, causing her to die or something like that, and scaring the living shit out of them, meaning that the show was canned.

This was kind of boring actually. The End.

Miss Monochrome: Episode Five Thoughts

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Today’s episode is a SPOOOOOOOOOOOOKY episode.

What’s the story?

Her manager gets Miss Monochrome in a two-hour function radio show for children. So in order to get kids screaming her name in love because she’s an attention whore, she decides to make a costume. She fails while another Wooser reference ends up here, so she uses the internet to find out what Halloween is.

The next day, she goes to the radio show dressed up as this:

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So she ends up getting canned.

I don’t know whether I should call this episode funny or not, but at least it’s not a downer like episode three was.

Fuck it, let’s just continue.

Miss Monochrome: Episode Four Thoughts

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I’m starting to see a pattern with this show, and it looks like this:

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And today’s episode was an up.

What’s the story?

Miss Monochrome sees a Kikuo nendoroid and wants to be one as well. Her manager tries to request her to be one, but she wasn’t popular enough. So she makes her own, and all of them were failures.

The next day arrives, and her manager made a nendoroid head for her. But the people mistake her as a mascot. So she ends up in the local mascot fair or something, and I ended up seeing Wooser.

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Wooser’s Hand-to-Mouth Life (He’s a cute one.)

Miss Monochrome ends up being a nendoroid, but people just recognize her as a mascot and not an idol.

I thought this show was funny. It gave me some comedic moments and told a decent story with it as well.

Hope to see you guys at the fifth one. And hope it’s not a bad one.